[retrodictivE]----[groovin with the blues ;]

2008-11-08T12:41:00.002+08:00

Contents for this lame post:
1. Intro to LAME
2. Wacky lame jokes.
3. Lame perspection of lame
4. More lame reasons for being lame
5. Lame replies to tags

(Damn. Write until I don't recognise "lame" anymore.)
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Lame day everyday.
:x:x

Some more lame stuff I dug out from my email.
Sianz.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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**Not every plant can stand thrist
but the cactus did it

**Not every animal can represent a nation
but the lion did it

**Not every flower can represent love
but the roses did it

**Not every monkey can read blog posts
but you did it!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA
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This wasn't dug out from emails.
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MY LAME PERSPECTION OF LAME
By a totally lame person who's having a lame day
in a lame house
in front of a lame computer
typing something lame
for somebody lame to see

(bored) to the power of bored x staring at the computer screen 24/7 - laughter - ideas
+ lots of time to do dumb stuff / a person
=lame person
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From these you can see i'm totally bored.
Bored to tears.

=(=(=(

CCA next next week.
Mr Din cancelled the adobe illustrator courses coz nobody wants to go.
Grr.
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LAME;;TAG;;REPLIES;;
Starting from oldest msg

wanQI: hello!! this is THE ONLY blog which makes me laugh:)
:O:O Ty, but I thought I was being totally lame. :D

mz: hellooo. xDD
Hiiiii. xDD

Amanina: HELLO! Tagged! =D Hee, tag me too! (;
HI! Tagged liao.

` jieyi.TAN -: Nice magic!
:DD

Amanina: HELLO! Abt the badminton thing, as much as i'd like 2 do it, i really cant. I've Choir practices almost everyday coz of the concert...
Amanina: So I dont think I can... Sorry uhh. =(
Ah nvm. :):) Work on your concert!

sockhui: Tagged
Yo~
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I realised i'm worth very less.
Very less.
Wth.
I'm worth only
$1,444,066!
@#$$%!@#$$%
Go test how much you're worth.
Definitely more than me.
.....

2008-11-07T14:06:00.001+08:00

Nothing to do, so some dumb jokes for you.

:D:D

she called me to get my phone number.

she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.'

she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

she tried to drown a fish.

she thought a quarterback was a refund.

she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

she tripped over a cordless phone.

she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

she studied for a blood test.

she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,
she moved.

when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
instead.

when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said
'Airport Left' she turned around and went home

Found this in my email.:P:P

2008-11-05T13:57:00.003+08:00

Contents for this post;;
1. Yesterday
2. Magic
3. Tag replies
It's damn long...

YESTERDAY

Green club yesterday~. Reached sch @ 8.30, but cca starts @ 9. Lol.
I was reading a book at forest when Dorothy told me to go to the staffroom.
Then we realised we 4got to tell Ming Yang and Ying Chen that cca starts at 9.
Dorothy called Ying Chen to come immediately. :P
We forgot Ming Yang's no. So he came @ 10.

B4 Ying Chen came Dorothy and I went upstairs. She kept hiding from Mr Chan. Dunno why.
But I heck care cos I wanna read my story book. XD
After Ying Chen arrived, we all go clean up forest. 3 of us only. -.-
Green club seriously lacked manpower.

10 a.m. Ming Yang came.
Helped clean forest and clear dead leaves from pond.
But then...
we weren't cleaning after a while.
We started using our tongs and stuff to pick up rocks in the stream and throwing them into the part of the stream where Ying Chen sat.
So we splashed damn lot of water on him. HAHA.

Joel came after our muddy water fight.
He said he had lessons and that was his break time.
Lol.
Only 5 ppl came. Pathetic.

Joel went off, we went to find Mr Chan to discuss on the things to do for 09.
All went library.
Discuss this, that.
Then Mr Chan put me "in charge" of the painting garbage bin thingy. -.-
I damn lousy at painting!!!

Dismissed. Went to MRT with Dorothy and Ming Yang.
To 7-eleven 1st. Wanna buy drinks. 2 bottles for $2.30, 1 for $2. LOL. Dun wan buy liaos.
Dorothy said bye at the station as she having lunch with her parents.
So left me and Ming Yang.
We both alighted at Yishun.
~~Said~~ Waved bye.
I went to Cheers to buy drinks cos cheaper.
And discovered sth.

I LOVE APPLE TEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha. Went home. Sleep. Just kiddin'. :)
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Something interesting that I found in my mail.
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MAGIC

MAGIC #1
An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as "CON".This is something pretty cool.....and unbelievable. .. At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened!TRY IT NOW ,IT WILL NOT CREATE " CON " FOLDER
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MAGIC #2
microsoft crazy facts
This is something pretty cool and neat...and unbelievable. .. At Microsoft the whole Team,including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself...Open Microsoft Word and type=rand (200, 99)And then press ENTER

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The magic really works. Cool, eh? =)
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TAG;; REPLIES;;

Starting from the oldest msg.

` jieyi.TAN -: Even your posts speak chimology. ):
Funnily, I thought that was junkology. :)

HAIXUAN: Th C must stand for anything one meh? I bet it stands for clever! xD
I bet it stands for Cuan. =)

HAIXUAN: Okie i noe i;m lag xD
Errr....????

` jieyi.TAN -: That was an interesting topic on elves. *claps*
Thank you thank you. :):) Would you like to hire an elf?

Jiaqi: Tagged; x Tag my blog horzxz ;x
Tag le. :P

ShErrY: hellos! TAGGED (: btw, i think ur blog is kinda laggy (:
Hi! Really? I don't think so...nvm. :)

SinYeee: hellos!!!(: tagged.
Hallo!!

--BARACK OBAMA IS PRESIDENT!!!!--

2008-11-03T16:19:00.007+08:00

YESTERDAY
Funnily enough...
I don't remember much what happened ytd.
....
STM??
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SHORT TERM MEMORY--HOW SHORT IS IT?
ANOTHER LAME EQUATION BY LHX.

Length of memory
=Today-the day the event happened
=???

Even better...
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GREAT SALES!!!

Memory ruler for sales!!!
To use it, just attach the ruler to your head, wound it round and round until you hear a beep sound. It will show you how long ago the thing you forgotten has happened.

ONLY @ $1 x infinity
WHILE STOCK LAST!
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TODAY

Bought books. I not kiasu, kay, buying it on the first day. I bought it today cos I have adobe illustrator course. OOPS, I JUST TOLD YOU WHAT I WAS DOING TODAY!

People, i advise you to buy books approx 2 wks ltr, as said by the bookshop owner. Books like:

*Sci tb and wb and pb

*Animal farm

*Home econs

haven't arrive yet. :o

I went for adobe illustrator with Lee Lee. :DD

Ironically, only about 6-8 people arrived. All girls. And Mr Din expected more.

Screenshots! (click to view better)
Made by using flare. Nice right?

Mr Din told us to design our own logos.

Logo 1

Logo 2Logo 3Logo 3 with flare background

Made using revolve. Cool? They are formed from circles, stars, polygons. Bet you never guessed that.

Fine I admit I drew this. Heck care if you think it suxs.

This rocks. Abstract. Using the tool twirl.

Mr Din said I made something beautiful out of that abstract mess above. He thinks this looks like a dog. Head on the left. What do you think?

Gee this is dumb i know.

Okay i think i do remember a little on what i did ytd. Went shopping with mum for daily items.

Let me make this clear:

I HATE SHOPPING(except for daily necessities)

IT WASTES TIME AND MONEY.

Look at this:

Elf-service??? (I know the s dropped off, i'm not dumb.)

Hmm...

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ATTENTION! ELF-SERVICE!

QUICKEST SERVICE YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE!

YOU WILL BE EXTREMELY SATISFIED!

COME NOW!

Our elves are specially trained to do all sorts of things at light speed.

Their price of hire is only $300 per month!

What are you waiting for?!!

Note:

1. Elves may attack humans.

2. Elves will kick you out of the place as soon as you step in because they are light-fast.

3. If you ever got the chance to order food, and you are taking out cash to pay for it, the elves will snatch your wallet because you are too slow for them.

4. Before you even get to taste your food, they will have cleared it.

THANK YOU!!!

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2008-11-01T20:02:00.003+08:00

Happy Halloween!!!
Although it was yesterday. :)

Trick-or-treating is great.
It means business for the dentists BIG-TIME.

++DISCOVERY: A WONDERFUL MATHS EQUATION

Trick-or-treating
=(Teeth fall out+going to dental clinic)+business for dentists x Money for dentists
=Dentists the happiest
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Lame is the new generation. For me, that is.
I feel that I'm getting more lame as holiday goes by.
Hmms?
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From now on, tags to be replied in posts cos I feel as though i'm spamming my own cbox BIG TIME.
(How big is time?)(Uh-oh. Another equation? Not again? AHAHAHAHAHAH...)
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++THE EQUATION OF TIME
How big is TIME?

It's very easy, honestly...

2πr x (24h/2)
= the size of time

LOL.
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2008-11-01T10:04:00.002+08:00

Welcome to Nov 2008.

Early in the morning...

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Nth better to do?
Argh.

Come 2 Nov, I FINALLY got stuff to do. What?
Like I should tell you.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
3 nov also got.
4 nov too.
Should I tell you?
NONONONONONONO.

Lame~Lame~Lame~=DD

2008-10-31T15:16:00.002+08:00

AGAIN, nothing much.
You will feel is damn lame.
What is damn lame?
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I went to school specially today just to give the drama briefing form.
Dumb?
Nahh.
I saw Kan Hon on the way, think he's giving the form too as he went to the general office.
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After that, went home(of course).
Helped mom mop 2 rm, living rm and a bit of kitchen.
:o
Mopping floor for 1 min can burn away 2.79 cals.
Tip for ppl who want to lose weight: Mop the whole of Singapore and you will achieve the perfect figure you want.
Fighting with slimming centres. Hoho..
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
A VERY LAME ADVERTISEMENT -.-

Want to slim down, yet you have not enough $$?
Here's a way!
You can help to make Singapore an even CLEANER city too!
All you have to do is to find your mop and get cracking!

Side-effects/cons:
1. Backbone will crack
2. You may die from exhaustion.
3. You may be labelled as "crazy".
4. You may need to replace your mop several times etc...

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!
You are waiting to die...?
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And after that, what else?
Stare at my hmwk.
Picked up pen.
Stare somemore.
Eyelids drooping.
Drooooooooooooooooooooooop.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
LOL.

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2008-10-30T20:46:00.002+08:00

Finally finished most of my chi hmwk.
Slow, right?
zzzzzzzz.

Did nth much.
R holidays supposed to be this boring?
NO WAY.

I'm gonna make it fun.
Rock.
Shiok.
How?
DUH............................................

Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you
Over again
Don’t make me change my mind
I won’t live to see another day
I swear its true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find
You’re impossible to find

Secondhand Serenade rocks!
Linkin Park!
Lostprophets!
Westlife!
Avril Lavigne!
T.A.T.U!
LOTS MORE!

Lol.-.-lll

2008-10-28T16:22:00.002+08:00

May I get this clear once and for all,

I DON'T BURN TB/WKSHT AND DRINK THE ASH.

UNDERSTOOD?

GETTING FED UP.

YOU KNOW THAT EATING/DRINKING BURNT STUFF ARE BAD FOR HEALTH?

YOU DO?

OK.

So I DON'T burn stuff to drink.
I'm not superstitious.
Dots.

2008-10-28T15:32:00.002+08:00

Played badminton alr. :):)
And will people stop thinking that I love hmwk?
I do not.

Badminton rocks, the coolest sport ever.
Esp. when your racquet flies out of your hand.
Although mine do not. I have a firm grip. The opposite.

Hmwk finished a little only.
Damn that chi hmwk.
Only did one q and dumped it aside.

Actually I hate blogging.
Then why am I blogging now?
Cos I'm weird. Yay.
Is i'm bored. Yeah.
-.-lll

Holidays are boring. Agreed.
But it's even more boring to be in class.
Listening to the teachers when you're alr in dreamland.
So do holidays rock? Yeah.

zzz. When will 6C people have a class gathering?
Nvr seen each other for ages.
Duh. :l

And I thought there'll be a 1/1 party after exams?
Exams are over(yay), class party...oh heck.

Au revoir. Although I don't know french.

2008-10-25T21:11:00.002+08:00

Spamming my own blog.
zz.
Nth to do, nth to look forward to except the badminton game on tues.
DUH.
Think I'm gonna burn up my holiday homework.
Lazy to think about them.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>:(

What happened today???
I eat, play, breathe, digest food, walk etc. Need I say anymore?
Realised how BORING today is?
Genius.

2008-10-25T14:05:00.002+08:00

Nothing much...

YESTERDAY

As normal as every other days...aww. lol.

TODAY

Ate salmon terriyaki for lunch. :D At least that's what I think it's called. XD Tasty. :D
Decides to play badminton with friends. :DD Still discussing details. Only thing confirmed is Tuesday. Hoho.

Nothing much...

2008-10-23T22:09:00.002+08:00

I GONNA CURSE BIG TIME.

OTHER PPL MAY KNOW THIS ALR, BUT I JUST FOUND OUT.

STILL GONNA CURSE.

!@#$%%^&^*(*)()_+_)@!#@#%^&*(*&))(*)*(__%&%$%#$^*)__+#$">!@#$%%^&^*(*)()_+_)@!#@#%^&*(*&))(*)*(__%&%$%#$^*)__+#$@

1. PXPS changing name to Yishun Pri.
WTF, Yishun pri using our school, and we still have to change our sch name to their's?! WHAT THE?!

2.Form teacher not teaching alr. Principal also changing.
All because of the merge with Yishun Pri.

3. Uniform changing.
What's wrong with our uniform??? It rocks! Heck care that it's pink in colour. Or maroon.

Despite of my friends' petition to MOE, they are still going ahead with changing the sch name.
Therefore, my conclusion is: To hell with visiting my pri. sch, for it's gone, starting next year 2009.

What colourful vulgarities this entry has.

2008-10-23T15:19:00.002+08:00

Today's very boring..

Prize-giving ceremony clapped until hands hurt.

Then cleaned classroom, I finally realised how dirty the window was. It was as if the dust collected for years. And I'm not talking about the glass part.

After that, CCA. And waited for a really looong time for one of the member to come. Then longer for teacher to come. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Only 5 members, including me, came. One ran off for meet-the-parents. The other, who I did not want to call him by his real name(so he's represented by **), got kind of bullied by the rest of us. We were forcing him to tell his home phone no. and b'dae. ** refused and gave us rubbish numbers. And said his b'dae is 31st of February. After that he finally gave up and gave us the REAL no. Then he ran off. Lol.

We were told to write what we want to do for the holidays. We came up with a first draft, titled: **'s birthday plans. Details(some only, can't remember all): visit incinerator-->burn ** alivedrown **flush him blah blah blah...evil right? And we were laughing like mad.

Something I noticed about the booklist. Where's the maths book? Lol.

Holidays are here!!!!

2008-10-22T15:09:00.003+08:00

Okay I'm wrong...no earthquake. Haha.

Today we went for sculpture walk. Miss Leow divided 1/1. 1st 13 ppl have to go with 1/8. And I have to be index 13. LOL.

So the 1st 13 went off. The sculptures were very interesting, that's true. Some pictures I took. After all, a picture speaks a thousand words. (Please don't mind the pictures I took, couldn't see it under the glare of sunlight.)

We waited for more than 30 min for the rest of 1/1 to finish their trip. Meanwhile, we bought drinks and chatted. One uncle was collecting empty drink cans so my friends and I decided to crush the cans and give it to him. Crushed damn lousy.

After that the uncle crushed one can with ease in front of us. Ben, Jia Yi and dunno who laughed and said uncle was stronger than me. I KNOW THAT, OKAY? zz...

Back on bus...to ANDSS...to get our results. :D

My opinion? ONE word, TWO letters : Ye!!!

But my HMT deproved...so did a few others. My SA2 sucks. :(

Signing off. :P

Exam results are transcend

2008-10-21T15:17:00.002+08:00

Today we have inter-class games for 1/1 and 1/8. The rest either go on the dragon kiln trip or sculpture walk. There are 4 games--basketball, soccer, Captain's ball and giant volleyball.

I took part in the volleyball together with Aisyah, Leelee, Huiyi, Jia Yi, Athirah, Kendrick and Wanqi. I know I suck at it, you don't need to say that. :l

It was pretty fun, but the "volleyball" was quite big. When Kendrick served he complained that he could not see beyond it. Lol.

The ppl from 1/8 kept calling Athirah and Jia Yi 暴力. Violent lahh. Cos they both are very pro and hit the ball really far. O.O

For me, I did okay. Couldn't save the ball twice, served okay. Because serve=throw the ball over the line. If couldn't do it then -.-lll

Results:
1st set: 1/1!
2nd set:1/1!
3rd set:1/1!
Winner:1/1!

WE ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Other results:
Basketball-1/1!
Captain's ball-1/8!
Soccer-1/8!

Gratz to the people of BASKETBALL and VOLLEYBALL team.=)
Good job to the people of SOCCER and CAPTAIN'S BALL TEAM.=)
1/8 is great too. =D

After that we got movie screening. Some1 changed the air-con settings to 16 degrees. So cool...it reminds me of my primary school's air-con. =P At first the movie was Kung-fu Panda. Prob is, it lagged until I was about to fall asleep. After that they changed it to Ratatouille. I watched it b4 in P6 post-PSLE activities. Great show. :DD

That's all. The internet connection is very lousy. I wondered if there is another earthquake or sth. LOL.

2008-10-19T14:21:00.002+08:00

My cat ❤❤

Last image I gonna upload. :P

2008-10-19T14:17:00.001+08:00

My old washing machine. Hahas. Inside it is pretty weird....

What are the components of a washing machine? :o

2008-10-19T14:12:00.002+08:00

Taken during Teacher's Day. That's me in the pink class tee. :DD
Teachers in the pic: Ms Song, Mdm Tham
Friends in the pic: Chen Qiang, Chang Jie, Kah Hoe, How Ching, Kedy, Me, Amanina, Zi Yi, Jia Qi, Jia Xin, Pei Xian and one of the triplets. Dunno is who.XDXD

2008-10-19T13:54:00.001+08:00

Another quote to irritate someone:
"The best student studies those that he does not know, not those that he knows."
Jensen

2008-10-19T13:29:00.001+08:00

"A bitter medicine may prove to be sweet to remember."
Latin Proverb

Or a similiar Chinese idiom:
良药苦口

2008-10-18T15:50:00.000+08:00

"Self-inspection-the best use for self-esteem."
Wordsworth

2008-10-17T15:08:00.002+08:00

One of our post-exam activities was SPORTS STACKING. It's freaking fun. As first the time I took was 5s++. The second try I was calmer and faster. I'm in the 8th position, clocking a time of 4.43s. :DD. There are prizes for the top 10 people, and the prize is a bear. :PP

Nimble Fingers

2008-10-16T16:18:00.001+08:00

"Enchanted by the moon lying high above me, watching every move I make, watching every step I take."

I thought of this when I was walking to school and spotted the moon hanging in the sky. It was undescribably beautiful. :) Full moon today. ^^

2008-10-15T16:36:00.001+08:00

The quote is taken from my primary 1 handbook dug out with countless creases and dust on it. :)

"A lie has no legs, but scandalous wings."
Japanese proverbs

How true. :o